Sunday, July 10, 2005

Workin' for the MAN!!

that's right...time to make some dough for taking the time out to babble about nothing. so everytime you come please click on some of those pretty ads. apparently, they will change everytime i talk about something...the computer picks out certain buzzwords out of my entries and then advertises related topics accordingly. weird, right?

VAcation officially ends, 2005

with my return from Block Island along with the trip to paradise that is the the Dominican Republicmy vacation for 2005 has offically ended (sniff, sniff, sigh, sigh). the BI pics will follow, but before that...i really didn't get to talk about DR did i? seems like a lifetime ago...as you can see from some of the pics, we had a super spectacularly dooper time...i mean, horseback riding...scuba...snorkeling...drinking...dancing...drinking...eating...drinking...eating...relaxing by the 6 pools they had at the resort...eating...drinking.

the bar crawl was particularly fun...which we did the last nite we were there...not only was there simulated sex on the bus, but we lost an irishman and a brit pooped herself along the way. we ended up in sosua bay main street and then hit cabarete beach and also hit a dominican car wash...check this out...the DCW is a place where you take your car to be washed right...but wait...i'm getting to the good part...there's a club inside where you get pissed drunk and you pick up chicks who you will eventually do the horizontal mambo with. that's the whole premise!!! nancy said that they are particulary shady places b/c married men will often go to pick up chicks and do said mambo, so she was glad that we didn't stay too long.

otherwise, we mostly did the relaxing and eating part...the whole idea of all-inclusive, is quite scary...i mean...it distorts your reality in some way...when i got back to the States...i walked in to DR (duane reade) picked out some beverages and almost walked out...oh yeah, money. this sux.

yeah so take in the pics...i'll add some more later. and i'll get the BI pics up...I BOUGHT A STUNT KITE!!...my newest toy. and many, so many dogs that i missed the jubster...who would have had an awesome time at the beaches w/ all the other dogs.

ummm...


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
nan, could you put the camera down please? that's a 50 foot wave behind us and that's a bunch of rocks in front of us.

my better half


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
the top half is in a shark's mouth

is it 1 or 2?


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
nan gives the universal scuba symbol that she has to go pee.

Open Water 2


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
what you don't see is me shitting m'self...that's not a smile that's sheer terror.

and nan just waved goodbye...

Where's the sun you ask?


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
ok, so it rained a couple o' days while we were out there...but it didn't stop us!!! we went kayaking and discovered this island that was inhabited by naked ladies who revered me as their king and threw pickles at me.

as per nan...our stay on this island was less than a second

Miss July


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Originally uploaded by Spookybear.
She's going to kill me when she sees this.