Thursday, October 21, 2004

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so i had a pretty rough day at the office...if the patients weren't making me drag them out of bed...stupid nursing students and aides were just being stupid. i thought my head would explode. i tweaked me back a little...doing maximum assist transfers on 150+ lbs. people from wheelchairs to beds will do that...so i went to this chinese massage place on E 4th st. man, went for the full hour this time...so good. i got the same asian lady and she beat the crap out of me...digging those fingers in my mid back and scaps...i wanted to cry. it was that good. so i'm super duper relaxed right now.

i think i'm finally getting over this bug i've been carrying around...plus i remember that a patient gave me this saltwater remedy that i shoot up me nose...clears the sinuses right up. i think i really annoyed the roommate last nite. i downloaded the sheet music to "like spinning plates" and tried playing it w/ the live version...like 100 times. i've got it down, but i think it was too much b/c i heard a door slam. very passive aggressive around here.

the office 2 hour special is on...still one of the funniest shows i've ever seen. it's a 3 years later follow up...too funny. i miss my box set...apparently it still exists at a former co-worker's house...she said she was gonna give it back, but was denied. damn it!!! she's lucky she's hot, or else i'd...i'd...who are we kiddin', she's hot and she could do whatever she wants.

how more days 'til cali? too long. oh, and i'm kinda crushin' on a filipina girl...which isn't supposed to happen. what is wrong w/ me?

in important news...i received a johnnie walker medallion, apparently i'm now a member of the striding man society...i'm being rewarded for consuming exorbitant amounts of scotch. we should actually go to one of these johnnie parties sometime.

yes. i am too cool.


Tuesday, October 19, 2004

so how bad are the yanks sucking right about now?

why am i still sick? i would like to be over this sometime in the next few days, or at least the next week...nothing can ruin my trip to LA

yes---steve, karen, pater---you will get in and out burgers when i get back. can you say 4x4's?? i can, and it's already making me sick.

apparently, it's supposed to be awkward when a patient happens to be an ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend. the pseudo-job is up in arms in juicy gossip this past 2 weeks. it's not a big deal...really.

finally saw garden state...i knew i liked it b/c i didn't talk at all through the movie. the soundtrack is amazing...that slow version of such great heights...so good.

my power suit is still sitting in the cleaners...it's been over a month, i should really pick it up...how lazy is that?

ok. so student nurses just started at the hospital, very nice. plus a cute volunteer...everythingz coming up milhouse!

one of my patients wants to set me up w/ one of her friends, the last time this happened...actually wasn't too bad, only the timing was. but apparently, she's crazy. where are the normal women in this city?

i want a new phone. but everything is flip. can't do the flip. don't like the flip, never will. upgraded my plan...i keep going over my minutes, having to pay a ridiculously high bill this past couple o' months. so that's how they get ya.

so i may be getting a french bulldog. b/c i need another dog. but if the patester decides to go west...jubei will be solo. and we can't have that. though they were quite curious about moses today...a hamster or gerbil---what's the difference? anywayz, peachy put it in a ball and let it walk around the house. the dogs went retarded for it.

got me a massage at this place on E 4th St...b/wn 2nd and thoird. 24 bux for 1/2 hour...felt so good. until she started messing w/ my feet...you just don't do that. yes, i am going back---gotta do the hour. my scaps stopped clicking...this is very important.

finally. bernie hits a homer in the 7th.

yeah, i'm worried about the election. tried to read that electoral college thing on simmy's blog, too many words. i read somewhere that history may consider the Iraq war the beginning of the end of the American Empire. that's nice. in the end, i don't care who wins this election---just get our boys out of there, AHORA!!!

i left my camera at jim/winks place...i had this picture of this dead donkey at this petting zoo for nina's 3rd b-day. okay, it wasn't dead...but i was telling everyone it was---and ultimately, isn't that what it's all about...scaring little children. oh, and llama's don't come when called. weird.

i'm tired of rambling.

ok.

bye.