Xbox 360 sketch on The Daily Show (Video!)

Check out this hilarious Xbox 360 sketch that was on last night's The Daily Show. Can you guess what this years hot holiday item is? Demetri will clue you in. Seriously funny stuff!

GO GET IT FOR YOUR KIDS!!! OR "IT WILL MAKE YOU A CRAPPY PARENT!!"

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The Lion, The Woman who Broke Her Hand, and the Wardrobe...oh and the STrIKe

So we went to see Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe. I liked it,didn't love it. It was pretty to watch...the special effects were amazing. YOU WILL BELIEVE A LION CAN SPEAK!!! the kids were annoying...maybe b/c they're british. it was slow in parts and the battle was pretty cool, especially when it was called Helm's Deep, from LOTR: the Two Towers. file it behind harry potter and way behind LOTR.


Went to the Colbert Report, pronounced: Colbear Repor. last nite w/ the sexy one and some friends...thank god he was funny last nite, b/c it makes up for the 2 hours we spent waiting outside, freezing our asses off. Dermot Mulroney was the guest plugging that P.O.S. called The Family Stone and did you know he plays the cello? do you even care? i wouldn't of but Mr. colbert was quite the jokeman. i'll try to get daily show tickets and i'll go to the report again...but i'll wait 'til spring.

This morning, i rose up from the number 6 at park ave to find a woman writhing in pain on the ground clutching her hand. about 5 people walked past her as she cried...nice. so i helped her up, she slipped and fell on her left hand coming up the same stairs. she was screaming, "my hand, my hand...i can't move it!!", i told her to sit and called 911. the sexy one rolls up thinking i was picking up some homeless person but realized what happened and kindly went across the street to a deli to get a little ice for the woman's hand. the deli had the audacity to charge the sexy one, 50 cents for a bag of ice...she, of course, didn't pay it.

the ambulance finally rolled up on park ave...and couldn't find us tucked behind a coffee truck...SN flagged them down. the EMT's said they almost left b/c they didn't see us. they took the woman into the ambulance, we never said goodbye to the old lady. the punchline is that the EMT thanked nancy and joked w/ the driver about how they were gonna leave us flat, if not for the amazing rescuer, nancy--to save the day.

nice. this is what happens when you're w/ the SN.

Oh yeah...and it'll suck if they strike tomorrow. i live far and it's cold outside. the snow and rain doesn't help either.

All I Want For Christmas Is You...and maybe a PSP!

so i'm done w/ all me xmas shopping. took a nice little trip out to target (pronounced: TAR-JHEY, for you heathens). what a wonderful little place...as a comrade of spooky says "i would like to work here"...although i cannot share that sentiment, i know what she means.

i met up w/ the ragtag gang of telecom compatriots that have called my friends for sometime now at simone007's abode (and new one at that!!) on saturday. that was fun...thanks to J and D for the nice little hat, and the sexy one will like whatever you got her too!! thanks for letting me play w/ the baby!!! poor child. for pics click on simone007's link, she has details too, methinks.

friday took the sexy one to the place where it all started...that's right, i took her to bellevue where she was checking me out when she interviewed there...and then i took her to the restaurant of our first date, Lavagna...had some awesome grilled calamari and i had the shellsteak which was really good, sexy had the lamb, which she liked a little bit...but i liked a lot. you're wondering if it ended w/ sexy results aren't you? i'm not gonna say!!!!

nope.

but only b/c i'm a gentlemen is all!!

ok, so what's up this week...

1. last week of physics class...we'll see how bad i did on that last test. but i did buy physics for dummies...so i should be all set now. final 12/19...woo hoo!!

2. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe...duh.

3. The Colbert Report (pronounced: repor, which will take place in lieu of my last physics class.

4. King Kong...double duh.

5. Annual Bellevue Rehab "Gift That I'm Ultimately Going to Hate and Complain About For the Next Year" Holiday Party and Potlock...apparently, i'm contractually bound to make stromboli or some junk. blah.

6. Holiday Party in Brooklyn at Co-Workers...NOG, NOG, NOG, NOG!!!!

ok, back to the firefly dvd...i'm on disc 3...what a great frikkin show!! why does network tv cancel crap and leave all the good stuff on!!!

beauty and the geek is coming back for chrissakes!!!...

we are a civilization in decline, watch us fall.