Thursday, August 31, 2006

In Lighter News...

So...I planted one on Maria Sharapova today. was severely repremanded by the SN, apparently this is not allowed.



i haven't picked up my racket since DR last summer. so when i had the opportunity to have my serve clocked...i topped out at a measly 73 mph. i am a little girl. pretty, but girly, nonetheless.

Civic Duty

OK, so maybe most of you may be aware of the lawsuit presented by a Queens NY park civic association to abolish the "courtesy" dog off-leash hours (b/wn 9pm and 9am) from every NYC park. If you didn't know, well, the NYC parks department is being sued by said association regarding said "courtesy" laws. The verdict is expected to be presented in 3 wks but in the meantime, many dog owners have contacted public officials and drawn up petitions opposing this lawsuit...yours truly, McBloggy included.

the The Mayor, the Parks Dept., the Astoria Councilman all rec'd a nice little email that expressed my opposition and also present a compromise to this issue. i basically told them as much as i oppose the suit, we cannot ignore that there is cause as to why there is a suit in the first place.

some dog owners just suck. and what i mean is that they need better control over their dogs. it's the dogs that jump on people, interrupt that nice little picnic you were having or just coming within your territorial bubble and your culture deems dogs as filth, that ruffles these association farts' feathers. my solution was simple and of little to no cost to the city: keep the off-leash laws exclusively to dogs who have passed the AKC Canine Good Citizen Test. sucky dogs and their owners will have to deal with dog runs, which will become dens of sin as it will be filled with emotionally imbalanced dogs.

so, jubei is in the process of being trained for this said. i'm hoping by spring he'll be ready to take the test. it is no joke. here are the following competencies:

Test 1: Accepting a friendly stranger---JUBEI IS AWESOME AT THIS.
This test demonstrates that the dog will allow a friendly stranger to approach it and speak to the handler in a natural, everyday situation. The evaluator walks up to the dog and handler and greets the handler in a friendly manner, ignoring the dog. The evaluator and handler shake hands and exchange pleasantries. The dog must show no sign of resentment or shyness, and must not break position or try to go to the evaluator.

Test 2: Sitting politely for petting----ALSO A LOCK
This test demonstrates that the dog will allow a friendly stranger to touch it while it is out with its handler. With the dog sitting at the handler's side, to begin the exercise, the evaluator pets the dog on the head and body. The handler may talk to his or her dog throughout the exercise. The dog may stand in place as it is petted. The dog must not show shyness or resentment.

Test 3: Appearance and grooming-----AWESOME WITH GROOMING, QUESTION MARK ON PICKING UP PAWS AND EARS
This practical test demonstrates that the dog will welcome being groomed and examined and will permit someone, such as a veterinarian, groomer or friend of the owner, to do so. It also demonstrates the owner's care, concern and sense of responsibility. The evaluator inspects the dog to determine if it is clean and groomed. The dog must appear to be in healthy condition (i.e., proper weight, clean, healthy and alert). The handler should supply the comb or brush commonly used on the dog. The evaluator then softly combs or brushes the dog, and in a natural manner, lightly examines the ears and gently picks up each front foot. It is not necessary for the dog to hold a specific position during the examination, and the handler may talk to the dog, praise it and give encouragement throughout.

Test 4: Out for a walk (walking on a loose lead)---PIECE OF CAKE BREAD
This test demonstrates that the handler is in control of the dog. The dog may be on either side of the handler. The dog's position should leave no doubt that the dog is attentive to the handler and is responding to the handler's movements and changes of direction. The dog need not be perfectly aligned with the handler and need not sit when the handler stops. The evaluator may use a pre-plotted course or may direct the handler/dog team by issuing instructions or commands. In either case, there should be a right turn, left turn, and an about turn with at least one stop in between and another at the end. The handler may talk to the dog along the way, praise the dog, or give commands in a normal tone of voice. The handler may sit the dog at the halts if desired.

Test 5: Walking through a crowd----OK, NEEDS SOME WORK, HE GETS A LITTLE EXCITED IN THE CITY.
This test demonstrates that the dog can move about politely in pedestrian traffic and is under control in public places. The dog and handler walk around and pass close to several people (at least three). The dog may show some interest in the strangers but should continue to walk with the handler, without evidence of over-exuberance, shyness or resentment. The handler may talk to the dog and encourage or praise the dog throughout the test. The dog should not jump on people in the crowd or strain on the leash.

Test 6: Sit and down on command and Staying in place----20 FEET IS EASY...I'VE BEEN TRAINING AT 40-50 FT.
This test demonstrates that the dog has training, will respond to the handler's commands to sit and down and will remain in the place commanded by the handler (sit or down position, whichever the handler prefers). The dog must do sit AND down on command, then the owner chooses the position for leaving the dog in the stay. Prior to this test, the dog's leash is replaced with a line 20 feet long. The handler may take a reasonable amount of time and use more than one command to get the dog to sit and then down. The evaluator must determine if the dog has responded to the handler's commands. The handler may not force the dog into position but may touch the dog to offer gentle guidance. When instructed by the evaluator, the handler tells the dog to stay and walks forward the length of the line, turns and returns to the dog at a natural pace. The dog must remain in the place in which it was left (it may change position) until the evaluator instructs the handler to release the dog. The dog may be released from the front or the side.

Test 7: Coming when called---CHALLENGE THIS DOG PLEASE!!!
This test demonstrates that the dog will come when called by the handler. The handler will walk 10 feet from the dog, turn to face the dog, and call the dog. The handler may use encouragement to get the dog to come. Handlers may choose to tell dogs to "stay" or "wait" or they may simply walk away, giving no instructions to the dog.

Test 8: Reaction to another dog---TOUCHE! THIS IS A BIG ONE, I'M CURIOUS AS TO WHAT CONSTITUTES "CASUAL INTEREST"
This test demonstrates that the dog can behave politely around other dogs. Two handlers and their dogs approach each other from a distance of about 20 feet, stop, shake hands and exchange pleasantries, and continue on for about 10 feet. The dogs should show no more than casual interest in each other. Neither dog should go to the other dog or its handler.

Test 9: Reaction to distraction---PLEASE, THIS DOG FALLS ASLEEP WHILE WATCHING 4TH OF JULY FIREWORKS IN THE PARK
This test demonstrates that the dog is confident at all times when faced with common distracting situations. The evaluator will select and present two distractions. Examples of distractions include dropping a chair, rolling a crate dolly past the dog, having a jogger run in front of the dog, or dropping a crutch or cane. The dog may express natural interest and curiosity and/or may appear slightly startled but should not panic, try to run away, show aggressiveness, or bark. The handler may talk to the dog and encourage or praise it throughout the exercise.

Test 10: Supervised separation---THE BIGGEST PROBLEM IS THIS ONE...I'VE GOTTEN HIM TO STAY WITHOUT ME FOR 3 MIN. BUT I NEED TO TEST HIM W/ SOMEONE WITH HIM. DOG HAS SOME SERIOUS SEPARATION ANXIETY ISSUES.
This test demonstrates that a dog can be left with a trusted person, if necessary, and will maintain training and good manners. Evaluators are encouraged to say something like, "Would you like me to watch your dog?" and then take hold of the dog's leash. The owner will go out of sight for three minutes. The dog does not have to stay in position but should not continually bark, whine, or pace unnecessarily, or show anything stronger than mild agitation or nervousness. Evaluators may talk to the dog but should not engage in excessive talking, petting, or management attempts (e.g, "there, there, it's alright").


So, we'll see what happens come spring. UPDATE!! actually, the AKC is holding a Responsible Dog Ownership Day! And yes, they will be testing for the CGC...and yes, Jubei is going and will pass!

come watch history in the making September 16th from 11am-4pm at Madison Square Park in NYC!!! woo hoo!! wish us luck!!

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Epic win extends Agassi's career

Andre Agassi made sure of at least one more match in his amazing career with a magnificent victory over Andrei Pavel at the US Open on Monday.

I stayed up late to watch this whole thing through...it was quite the event. Of course, I couldn't function very well at work but hey...it's Agassi's final run! work is no longer important.

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CHOCK FULL OF YUCK YUCKS!!

thank you Sexy One for sending me the above clip. It's my Bop Magazine idols, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert presenting at the Emmys for best reality show.

Barry Manilow???!!