EXCLUSIVE!! The Mysterious and Elusive Yeti Found Napping in Neighborhood Man's Apartment!!

"I was kinda shocked, to tell you the truth." said the Astoria, Queens native who wished to remain anonymous for this story. "I came home from work, just wanting to sit and relax, maybe watch some syndicated "Will and Grace", when i smelled something real foul...like a cow shitting or something..."

He then discovered that on his couch lay the legendary Abominable Snowman or Yeti as known by the Himilayan denizens from the nation of Nepal. There have been many reported sightings and eyewitness accounts, but this is the first time one had ever been sighted outside of Nepal, or in Queens, NY for that matter.

"I tried poking it with a stick to wake him up, it worked and he just looked at me and left the room, I was amazed he didn't tear me to shreds!" reported the young man. What happened next will baffle cryptozoologists, the Yeti then gestured that he wanted to go outside. The man opened the door and let the creature outside. The Yeti then proceeded to the nearest sign post where he lifted his leg and urinated.

"I guess i'll keep him around for a bit" said the Queens man. "Apart from the stank, and the occasional licking of his genitalia, he's not too bad.

In related news, another legendary character, the Chupacabra was seen applying for a waitressing job at the Caliente Cab Co. in Manhattan. The creature was reported to have mixed a Mango and Raspberry Margherita before sucking the manager's body dry of blood.

Oh yeah...did i mention????

I will be out of the office October 28th to attend an EXCLUSIVE Depeche Mode show at the Bowery Ballroom.

i'll you posted at how possibly boring and uneventful this show will be.

but b/c i love you, you can try to get tickets by entering HERE!

Good luck Kids!

The Cure for Cancer

Just saw this ad via my fave Cure fansite Chain of Flowers, the crowd lit their lighters subliminally sending out a message...for Camel cigarettes. The band onstage...THE CURE!

This is not the first time Camel has attempted to use subliminal messages in it's advertising...recall a few years ago when their Joe Camel campaign depicted male genitalia to look like a camel in a tuxedo surrounded by gorgeous women looking really, really cool smoking Camel cigarettes.

it was quite successful, as over 3 million people died of lung cancer that year.

Wilma Hits Mexico!

and in a related story, Wilma's husband gets locked out of the house trying to put the cat out.

More news as the story develops.

Midterm Accomplished...

And when i say accomplished, i mean, sat down and wrote stuff on the test...semi completing it. thank god for partial credit and thank every god for the curve. So as a result of all the damn stress, i think i'm getting sick again. at least now i can catch up to the tv shows i taped on my vcr...that's an ancient device that predates the tivo.

in good news, my sister hooked me up w/ a ticket to the exclusive start of the Depeche Mode tour, "Starting the Angel". it's only for one, but i'm willing to bite the bullet and go solo w/ fellow cool DM fans!! i'll be shaking the disease baby!!! and i'll be hitting the show in december too!!

will this appease you critics for the kelly clarkson attending?

woo hoo!!

i just downloaded the new album, i'll let you know how it is...but i left my ipod at work, so i got to bring my baby to work tomorrow to update the songs.

T-Mobile's Employee of the Month: Kelly Clarkson!!

Man, pictures off of a cellphone SUCK!! so i channelled my inner 12 year old fangirl and took in a kelly clarkson concert w/ my babysitter nancy (who as a 'tweeny girl, i'm strangely attracted to). i was a bit heated at first b/c they changed the venue from the hammerstein to the theatre at MSG across the seat and gave us seats instead of general admission...but i guess sitting is ok at my old age. many a teenage girl and men who are "judy garland/cher fans" were present. and i hate to say it, but can that girl put on a show...unlike her popstar idolesque counterparts: britney, jessica, ashley--who require costume changes, elaborate sets and dance numbers to make up for a lack of talent...that white girl can sing!! if she wasn't a corporate puppet for cellphones and chained to her contract w/ american idol, she could almost be a legitimate artist. i admit that i enjoyed m'self...but not enough to attract one of the boyfriends rubbing up against me.