Also refrain from using layman job titles...for example, instead of "Jizzmopper", use "Biological Waste Engineer". and instead of using descriptions like "Jerked off monkeys whilst dressed like a sunflower in underground porn movies" try "Performed in experimental films documenting the mating habits of primates".
give those a try and happy job hunting!!!
OH YEAH!! congrats to Simonita on her new job.
she read the 25 words and SEE what happened???!!!
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Saturday, October 08, 2005
Stanford Team Crosses Finish Line First In Robot Race
funny and unknowingly enough, this race also broke the record for most virgins gathered in the same geographical location at one time. the previous record last held by last summer's comicon in san diego.
Congratulations to all involved!
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Congratulations to all involved!
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Tuesday, October 04, 2005
Apple planning launch of video iPod according to AppleInsider
Ya know!!!
Whatever.
Why don't they just have an iPod w/ all my favorite bands' remains crammed into it for me to enjoy.
Video iPod? soon they'll have a portable machine that allows you to play video games or something. I know, call me crazy...but the future is coming, like it or not.
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Whatever.
Why don't they just have an iPod w/ all my favorite bands' remains crammed into it for me to enjoy.
Video iPod? soon they'll have a portable machine that allows you to play video games or something. I know, call me crazy...but the future is coming, like it or not.
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It was bittersweet this morning trying to get tix to this show. after dropping the dough to buy the album off of itunes, i was only allowed to get 2 tickets instead of the 4 that was posted on the DM website. now i have to go and scrounge on monday when they go on sale for the masses to get more. that's one strike against itunes!!
''Hollaback Girl'', first song with 1,000,000 downloads.
I only have the Americans to blame. We are retarded.
The top five off that list is the same friggin' song. at 6 is Achy Breaky Heart followed by that song from Titanic. I'd mention the rest but i'm bored already and my brain has eaten itself for blogging this.
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The top five off that list is the same friggin' song. at 6 is Achy Breaky Heart followed by that song from Titanic. I'd mention the rest but i'm bored already and my brain has eaten itself for blogging this.
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Sunday, October 02, 2005
First Ever Wedding Proposal via Search Engine
Young Nerds in Love
Gone be the days of the rose petals on the bed, candlelit dinners, moonlight serenades and in recent years, the billboard...i m'self had an idea of a scavenger hunt for a wedding proposition. behold, this young chap, Barry...seeing as the klingon mating ritual was already used by his co-worker cubemate to propose to that 6th level cleric maiden from his Everquest guild...why not google it? or in this case, ask jeeves.
in response, Yisha (valkyrie-bride-to-be) placed him (an 8th level barbarian prophet of the Dragonchow guild) in deathmatch against a horde of Beserkers from the Diablo Guild, which included her best friends, Hylacineria and CaidyKat, Cecil Jablonsky and Harriet Mussledorf, respectively to win her acceptance proposal. After a grueling battle, Artagus Orcsbane, ne' Barry, casted a Force of Trusik's Rage, to vanquish said foes and win the hand of Warrior Princess, Yisha.
The wedding is set for the 5th of May, 2006, incidentally the anniversary the two first met at a Babylon 5 convention, at the Medieval Times in Schaumburg, IL. they are registered at Planet Comics and at the Halfing Hodgepodge Bazaar, an Everquest online store.
This would be the 1st marriage for them both. Barry has gotten as far as 2nd base with a female, accidentally brushing up against Yisha's breastplate at a Guild Dance-a-thon. Yisha, however, is not a stranger to the ways of the beast with 2 backs, as she has bartered favors for Dragonscale armor and a Flaming Sword of Udun providing a "Happy Ending" to Barry's friend, Josh, a 7th level Enchanter from the Champions of Norrath guild.
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Gone be the days of the rose petals on the bed, candlelit dinners, moonlight serenades and in recent years, the billboard...i m'self had an idea of a scavenger hunt for a wedding proposition. behold, this young chap, Barry...seeing as the klingon mating ritual was already used by his co-worker cubemate to propose to that 6th level cleric maiden from his Everquest guild...why not google it? or in this case, ask jeeves.
in response, Yisha (valkyrie-bride-to-be) placed him (an 8th level barbarian prophet of the Dragonchow guild) in deathmatch against a horde of Beserkers from the Diablo Guild, which included her best friends, Hylacineria and CaidyKat, Cecil Jablonsky and Harriet Mussledorf, respectively to win her acceptance proposal. After a grueling battle, Artagus Orcsbane, ne' Barry, casted a Force of Trusik's Rage, to vanquish said foes and win the hand of Warrior Princess, Yisha.
The wedding is set for the 5th of May, 2006, incidentally the anniversary the two first met at a Babylon 5 convention, at the Medieval Times in Schaumburg, IL. they are registered at Planet Comics and at the Halfing Hodgepodge Bazaar, an Everquest online store.
This would be the 1st marriage for them both. Barry has gotten as far as 2nd base with a female, accidentally brushing up against Yisha's breastplate at a Guild Dance-a-thon. Yisha, however, is not a stranger to the ways of the beast with 2 backs, as she has bartered favors for Dragonscale armor and a Flaming Sword of Udun providing a "Happy Ending" to Barry's friend, Josh, a 7th level Enchanter from the Champions of Norrath guild.
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