Don't You Believe It...

As per the folks at At Ease:

"Radiohead at New York Madison Square Garden?

A set of shows at Madison Square Garden is rumoured for quite some time. However, ticketsnow.com just posted the two New York dates on their site. According to the site, Radiohead are to play the Madison Square Garden Theatre on June 13th and 14th. On a side note. They're offering tickets for the rediculous(sic) amount of $365.00. Please do not purchase these tickets, because these dates are not earlier on sale than May 6th and the shows are not even confirmed yet. [thanks Cheryl]"

I know I'm long over due for this but...{ (S+C) x (B+F) / T } - V

(S) OVERALL SHAPE: Which best decribes your bum?

A trodden-on doughnut = 1

A pear dropped from a great height = 2

Rounded but dimpled, making it look square = 3

Big but more narrow than high = 4

A small peach shape = 5

(C.) CIRCULARITY: Which of these represents your bum?

Square as a cheese slice = 1

Like an egg is round = 2

More pear shaped = 3

Pair of pink grapefruits = 4

(B) BOUNCE: How resilient is your bum?

Nothing can stop this badly contained jelly = 1

Wobbles for 30 seconds after one flick = 2

Cheeks don't meet when I walk = 3

Only bounce during sex = 4

During aerobics, doesn't even quiver = 5

(F) FIRMNESS: Which best describes your bum firmness to the touch?

Could lose a hand in here = 1

Makes a dimple if pressed = 2

Can't press in a centimetre = 3

Latex-coated cricket ball = 4

(T) SKIN TEXTURE: How is you bum complexion?

Cellulite, spots, orange peel -- you name it! = 4

Dimpling on underside = 3

Spotty but no dimpling = 2

Like a baby's = 1

(V) VERTICAL RATIO: Select nearest to your ratio.

Like a traffic cone = 4

Bigger at the bottom = 3

Symmetrical both ways = 2

Like a per pair of breasts = 1

HOW DID MY BUM SCORE?

Perfection! = 80

Reach for the beach! = 60

Exercise! Diet! Hope! = 40

Keep your clothes on! = 20

Stay indoors! = 0

I scored a 47...my ass is 13 points away from being a beach attraction...1 more month until memorial day.

i'm doing squats while writing this.

Living out my "You've Got Mail" fantasy

with me as Meg Ryan of course, and the Sexy One as Tom Hanks...yes, we went Cafe Lalo on the UWS and i had the greatest belgian waffle ever! and others around me thought it was as well, i almost felt bad eating b/c people were ooogling over it...making the Sexy jealous b/c they were obviously looking for some sort of "in" to talk to me...i can seem a bit intimidating especially in shorts w/ the gams showing. we didn't sit at the exact table where they sat but only b/c we wanted some sun near the window. i also got some irish coffee...whisky in the afternoon---excellent choice.

i realize that one day i must live here...or at least be homeless and make it my territory.

EVERYTHING (will soon be) IN ITS RIGHT PLACE.

Rain and Volleyball

phew. to stand out in the pouring rain on a sunday morning at 11am waiting just to sign up to play open volleyball with the Urban folk, should be considered lunacy. but with about 100 others waiting outside it's religious. but my dampness paid off as i was able to score a spot on the Intermediate court, one that has a real net and is regulation. i was psyched and played well, as i setter for the day and didn't have to hit, which is better for me old bones anyway.

unfortunately, it's the last sunday open play until october...i'm going to now have to take a free friday to get my v-ball fix. it's ok, plus the people i played with said that they play in central park too and invited me out there to play whenever i get the itch. so it's all good, considering i will be a hermit, come school time.

was out on the island again, this time for mary's b-day and for a christening. both were fine, was sad that i didn't get to play some poker but that will be fixed in a couple o' weeks. and i'll be hosting poker nite, mid may--stay tuned.

thank god--this weekend, i'll be based out here for a change, though the activities scheduled is starting to fill up. hopefully the weather will be quite grand and i can frolic in my sundress. tralalalalalalala!! ok, maybe just spandex instead of the sundress.

Jubei, the MySpace Dog.


after annoying me to no end...jubei finally has his own MySpace page...damn, kids and their internet and rock n' roll music.

but i'll be monitoring his chatting...damn freaks on this site.