Pat "Miyagi" Morita Waxes Off

WHY!!! WHY!!! NOW I'LL NEVER BEAT JOHNNY AND THE COBRA KAI IN THE KARATE TOURNAMENT!!!

HE'S GONE TO THE BIG DOJO IN THE SKY!!

Happy Turkeygiving?? Thanks!!

I'm on location in beautiful downtown Ronkonkoma wishing all of you peeps Happy "Let's give the Indians syphillis and take their lands after they've fed us after a long winter of not being able to grow food ourselves, the crazy white folk we are!!"

so, here's a nice little distraction...name the 20 bands that are in this picture.



good luck kids!!! only like 123.534 days until "the birthday of that kid who does really cool things like walk on water and re-animate the dead and who eventually gets nailed to lumbar and then everyone digs what he's saying to this day and the people who preach his teaching eventually go on to touch little boys" holiday

Sometimes...a picture truly does speak a thousand words...






"Huh? What? Oh, is this the ladies room? Sorry."



or


President Bush was punk'd today when a mischievous VP Cheney replaced the usual doorknobs at the Sczehuan King w/ Large Gold Double-Ended Dildoes.



too crude?