happy wednesday to you all. for some reason, this week is just flying by. congrats to the adorable newfoundland, "josh"for winning last night at the Westminster Dog Show. actually had the dogs last nite, and boy are they stinky! they have been forewarned. had them running around like mad wolves last nite, and some guy w/ his standard poodle came yelling at me saying that he was an off-duty police officer and that he saw my dog poop somewhere (he couldn't tell me where, of course). he threatened that the next time he saw me, he would give me a ticket. this guy was like 65 years old, the smart ass that i am, said "well, if you can't point to where my dog pooped, how can u be so sure he did it?" he said, "i know a dog pooping when i see it (it 11:30pm, in a dimly lit astoria park) i should have asked for his "badge number". i told him that if he can point it out, i would be more than happy to pick it, and waved a handful of poop bags at 'em. he snapped back "i've heard that before" and walked away w/ his poor dog. my dog had done his poops before we went our little run, and sometimes he squats to mark territory, which is easily mistaken for a BM. so i may be on the FBI's 10 most wanted!! woo hoo!
went to a NY times job fair this morning, to seek new employ at a hospital. jobs were few and far between...mostly demanding nurses. damn, i'm in the wrong profession. but i don't think i can wear those skirts and hats...wearing white all the time isn't my thing either. and as much as i love to see blood, i fear i may grow bored of seeing it all the time.
same checkout lady yelled at me last nite for wearing shorts 2 nites in a row. what can i say, i was lazy and it warm. she said i was a "damn fool!" for my attire. i replied that i like to show off my legs. 40 degrees = warm, relatively compared to the arctic blast of january. sue me.
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