Ugh, so i spent this entire weekend cleaning the apartment...we are slobs, i mean truly slobs. and taking a tip from the TLC channel, i sifted through all of my crap (i apparently own a lot of crap), and reduced the amount of "clutter" in the home. the ultimate test is when the SexyNancy comes to inspect, then we'll see.

i'm so pissed that the faucet i just installed is faulty...goddamn it!! someone please tell me how to get more pressure from the hot faucet?? i checked the hose and it's fine...it has to be in the damn knob. where are the time-life book series' when you need them? i even went to the trouble of drilling an extra hole in the damn sink to accomodate a damn spray thingy. i don't know how plumbers plumb, it's quite awkward.

so here's a tip...the astoria pool (and it's free, and pee free*) is empty at 11am...so if you want some good swimming, definitely head there in the morn. i made the mistake of going at 3pm...not only was there an hour wait, but it was like time square on new years eve, meaning that it's impossible to get to the bathroom in time, so you pee where you wade. guess it saves time on heating the pool.

Happy News from the Rodstein/Launerts clan...the purple monkey and her mate are expecting their first tiny grape ape due in early spring.

Congratulations Simmy and David!!!

Name ideas:

Thom
Smeagol
Brangelina
Robert
Trent
Bjork

Eeowyn (actually, you can't use this name---that's my future daughter's name)


54. I once experienced violent vomiting inside the bar, coyote ugly...we're talking, at the bar, in a booth, in the back left corner, on the front curb. i also made out w/ some random chick...at least i hope she was a chick. and one of the bartenders stuck her boot in my mouth and poured tequila down her leg.

53. apparently, i'm a huge music and movie snob. but i'm getting better!!! have i not posted reviews for the devil's rejects and confessed to listening to kelly clarkson!!! i'll assimilate with the mindless masses yet!!!

52. I'll eat anything wrapped in bacon. yes, even poo.

51. i once vivisected a rabbit. think that speaks volumes.

50. i miss oreos.

DAmn!! 50 more to go!! i don't think there's anything else but i will urge forward.


*pee-free in certain sections only