the oscars were almost perfect...at least if entered a pool i would have batted .1000 in all major categories...except for one...Best Picture...the one movie that is the retarded step-child that gets all the best toys b/c they're "special". need i even state what film i'm speaking of??

here's DEFAMER to explain why...here.

and here's Roger Ebert...who's obviously still reeling from his stroke, to explain why "movie that shall not be named" deserved Best Picture...here.

though you knew as soon as Ang Lee won for Best Director, he wouldn't get Picture and so logically, our worst fears would be confirmed.

please remember this:

haggis

n : made of sheep's or calf's viscera minced with oatmeal and suet and onions and boiled in the animal's stomach

This is who directed Best Picture...doesn't this concoction remind you of his movie too?