25 Words That Can Hurt Your Resume

Also refrain from using layman job titles...for example, instead of "Jizzmopper", use "Biological Waste Engineer". and instead of using descriptions like "Jerked off monkeys whilst dressed like a sunflower in underground porn movies" try "Performed in experimental films documenting the mating habits of primates".

give those a try and happy job hunting!!!

OH YEAH!! congrats to Simonita on her new job.

she read the 25 words and SEE what happened???!!!

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