...And yes, just because they're doing it...

as per simone007, which is in no way infringing on any entries of the hot monkey sort...

Type: "(Your name) is", quotes and all into the google search bar and choose your top 5 results and post it!

alas! my name. not the greatest name to query...so i'll go by my alias.

1. Joe is updated near the first of every month except January and July
2. Joe is one of the pioneers in making Hawaiian music
3. Joe is...SO getting laid tonight
4. Joe is an establishment where great beer can be found
5. Joe is everything a walking lollypop of testosterone

what's with this Alito nonsense?