this is what happened to my friend ron's car...in life it was honda civic sport like vehicle. the before pic isn't the exact but it's close but more fast and furious than 2 fast 2 furious. picture ground effects and giant muffler that makes it impossible to have a conversation while being the car or within a 50 yard radius. it disappeared on may 26th right in front of their house!! they went to the extent of disabling their motion sensor lights from the house and he noticed right when he was ready to go to work. imagine your typical monday morning, you're tired and bored as shit, going through the routine and like a kick in the nuts by prostitute amputee with a mole on her eyeball who takes spare change...you're baby is gone!!! that is crazy!!!! they found it a week later before they found the hulking carcass that you see above, found in Hauppauge in a graveyard of other stripped cars. at least he didn't leave his ipod in there right? alright...bad joke.
but happy story...he's getting a decent return from his insurance and he's getting an acura...a less conspicious car, we hope.
ron, dude, sorry.
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unfortunately that's the problem w/ hondas. Same happened to mine. But alas, my baby was never found. And I had no theft insurance.
RIP Bonky
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