EXCLUSIVE!! The Mysterious and Elusive Yeti Found Napping in Neighborhood Man's Apartment!!

"I was kinda shocked, to tell you the truth." said the Astoria, Queens native who wished to remain anonymous for this story. "I came home from work, just wanting to sit and relax, maybe watch some syndicated "Will and Grace", when i smelled something real foul...like a cow shitting or something..."

He then discovered that on his couch lay the legendary Abominable Snowman or Yeti as known by the Himilayan denizens from the nation of Nepal. There have been many reported sightings and eyewitness accounts, but this is the first time one had ever been sighted outside of Nepal, or in Queens, NY for that matter.

"I tried poking it with a stick to wake him up, it worked and he just looked at me and left the room, I was amazed he didn't tear me to shreds!" reported the young man. What happened next will baffle cryptozoologists, the Yeti then gestured that he wanted to go outside. The man opened the door and let the creature outside. The Yeti then proceeded to the nearest sign post where he lifted his leg and urinated.

"I guess i'll keep him around for a bit" said the Queens man. "Apart from the stank, and the occasional licking of his genitalia, he's not too bad.

In related news, another legendary character, the Chupacabra was seen applying for a waitressing job at the Caliente Cab Co. in Manhattan. The creature was reported to have mixed a Mango and Raspberry Margherita before sucking the manager's body dry of blood.